South Park episode 181 wrote:Fellow students. Over the past week there's been a lot of confusion, and so we have asked for this assembly to clarify the difference between Goth kids and Vampire kids. Let us make it abundantly clear: if you hate life, truly hate the sun, and need to smoke and drink coffee, you are Goth. If, however, you like dressing in black 'cause it's "fun", enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health, then you are most likely a douchebag vampire wannabe boner.
For me, this is a very hard question, since I score equally from both sides: 1+½+½+1=3/4=75% Goth and ½+½+1+1=3/4=75% vampire wannabe boner.
Of course, this is well in line with our decagram model of "the attempt to spiritually unite forms of esotericism."