Are trying to drag back in time the taint of 90's garbage, to the beautiful 80's New Order? I'm guessing I know both reasons why you like Baywatch. I myself am able to see through the veil of mammary maya, even though I still have one foot in the cave. Perhaps it´s because of my close relationship with mother nature and attaining spiritual and bodily purity, that I´m not so easily distracted by illusory child-nurturing capabilities, but only sometimes admire natural beauty, out of love and respect, like a true civilized gentlecaveman. I suppose even the wisest of us can fall victim to enhanced atavism.
Speaking of New Order, it was at first pretty hard to believe that's almost the same band as Joy Division. New Order pretty much everyone would have heard in movies and tv, starting in childhood. I was already a fan of Joy Division, when I found out, this incredible fact. Imagine you were listening to Ulver's Bergtatt and Nattens Madrigal and then after that they changed their name to Hunder, or DJ Nightwolf, and started doing electronic stuff and you didn't know it was the same band. (btw I liked that techno stuff too.)