Esoteric Jokebook

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Seferoth
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Why did Jesus walk on water?

- So it would turn to wine.

That was so bad i am so sorry.
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Seferoth wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:52 am That was so bad i am so sorry.
Not nearly as bad as some mentioned here, so it surely belongs right here.
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What did the novice occultist say to him-/herself when ordering books online?

- Power is soon mine!
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What do you call someone who manages the money of an organization that practices black magic?

-An occultant
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What is the Christian full share like in practice?

- 80 % to the priesthood and the rest for others.
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What does an occult window washer use?

-A squeegee board
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Not strictly a joke, but I was greatly amused by the story of Benvenuto Cellini's friend's fart during a ceremonial magic ritual at the Colosseum in the 16th century. The story is told in his autobiography, I first read about it in a presentation (Mitä on magia?) by the Finnish occultist Pekka Ervast.
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Ahahahaha farts are funny in any century.
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Polyhymnia wrote: Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:19 pm Ahahahaha farts are funny in any century.
Hands up those who din't think it was funny. I bet there's not many.

***a farting magician right here***

I rest my case by saying that the stream always takes the lowest possible emanation, and if you fart during ceremonial magic, maybe you've had you're dinner too late for the ritual (you are never to eat before great rituals, I remind you), or otherwise you're just feeling empty for the calling and the energy takes the form of a ...well. farts here
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Why does an esotericist take a vacation?

- The work was too much to handle.
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